Today's smelly pile is from a lovely site called InJesus.com. And it stinks to, ahem, high heaven. An evangelist named "Bree K." who told Flo Elders, who told Dr. Norman D. Marvin, M.D., who (pause for breath) emailed the writer of this article, who prefaces the fourth-hand telling with "THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS"...so you'd better listen up.
It seems that relatives of Barack Obama (perhaps even "B. Hussein Obama" himself!) have been casting voodoo curses against John McCain and Sarah Palin. Let's let Bree K. explain this:
The occultists are "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot."
Oh, so that's it. I figured it had to be something like that, didn't you?
We all learn from "Bree K.", who says she has read "a portion of Obama Nation...and looked at several websites" and is thus a veritable fount of reliable info, that Obama is "75% Muslim"; that "all Islam loves and worships Obama"; that Obama's grandmother "sacrificed a black chicken and a white chicken to the goddess of the river so that both whites and blacks will vote for Obama."
Oh, so that's it. I figured his popularity had to come from somewhere, didn't you?
Jim Bramlett, who penned this missive, concludes with
Jim Bramlett, who penned this missive, concludes with
IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, PLEASE PRAY TODAY AND CONTINUALLY THAT ALL SUCH CURSES BE BROKEN AND SATAN'S PLAN FOR AMERICA BE DEFEATED, IN JESUS' NAME. PRAY AND COVER MCCAIN AND PALIN WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, IT IS TIME YOU LEARN!!!
There are two and half million subscribers to InJesus.com who are ostensibly susceptable to this kind of crap. What really scares me is that those suscribers all have friends and relatives who think as they do, who are convinced in their heart of hearts that if Obama isn't the Antichrist, he's close kin.
It's ironic I found this just one day after Colin Powell, one of the last Bush Republicans with any credibility whatsoever, endorsed Obama over his friend John McCain. I love what Powell had to say here:
"I'm also troubled by, not what Senator McCain says, but what members of the party say. And it is permitted to be said such things as, "Well, you know that Mr. Obama is a Muslim." Well, the correct answer is, he is not a Muslim, he's a Christian. He's always been a Christian. But the really right answer is, what if he is? Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer's no, that's not America. .... And one picture at the tail end of this photo essay was of a mother in Arlington Cemetery, and she had her head on the headstone of her son's grave. And as the picture focused in, you could see the writing on the headstone. And it gave his awards--Purple Heart, Bronze Star--showed that he died in Iraq, gave his date of birth, date of death. He was 20 years old. And then, at the very top of the headstone, it didn't have a Christian cross, it didn't have the Star of David, it had crescent and a star of the Islamic faith. And his name was Kareem Rashad Sultan Khan, and he was an American. He was born in New Jersey. He was 14 years old at the time of 9/11, and he waited until he can go serve his country, and he gave his life."
In other words, Obama's not a Muslim, and so what he was, anyway? That takes balls to say that out loud down there in Jesusland. One hopes Powell's voice carries a tad more weight than Bree K.'s voice filtered through three intermediaries. Sadly, I doubt it does.
1 comment:
The Powell endorsements was a great punch.
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